Mother

"When the missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land. They said 'Let us pray.' We closed our eyes. When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land." - Jomo Kenyatta This song is dedicated to the greatest missionary of the Vatican in modern times, Mother Teresa. There is a bit of a problem, though. The original song is by Metallica, who some of the Mother's more devout followers would count as one of those bands inspired by the devil. But then, pagans like me are anyway at the mercy of the devil. So yeah whatever.