Switch 2 Unboxing: Touched the Switch 2. Didn’t Get to Play. Send Help. #nintendo #switch2 #pokemon

🎮 Switch 2 Unboxing: Touched the Switch 2. Didn’t Get to Play. Send Help. Today I unbox the Nintendo Switch 2, a Pro Controller, and a protective carry case… for her. That’s right—this isn’t mine. I just got invited to peel the plastic, cradle the console, and whisper sweet nothings to the Pro Controller before handing it all over like a tech doula. Inside the box: A sleek new Switch 2 that I’m not allowed to play A Pro Controller that feels like it could control my feelings A carry case so protective it makes me question my own boundaries Me, trying to act chill while dying inside Watch as I unbox someone else’s joy, pretend I’m not bitter, and try to convince myself the carry case was the real prize. Spoiler: it wasn’t.