Ep-81: Espresso Martinis, Bean Grinders & Caffeine Crimes ☕️

Welcome back, Demon Babies! This week your hosts are talking everything coffee. Hot vs iced, decaf, espresso machines, grinding your own beans, canned coffee, coffee shops, and the endless ways we've managed to turn caffeine into an entire personality. From the perfect latte to coffee that tastes vaguely like chemicals, we're breaking down the good, the bad, and the unnecessarily complicated. And yes… all in 20 topics in 20 minutes. Then things get boozy. Espresso martinis at the beginning of the night, Jäger cold brew before snowboarding, Irish coffee strictly in cold climates, and coffee tequila when someone needs to be peer pressured into a shot. We also get into protein coffee, gas station coffee, dirty chai vs dirty matcha, pod machines, coffee stations, and where coffee should and absolutely should not be consumed. Expect caffeine hot takes, coffee snobbery, questionable drinking advice, and a full breakdown of why something as simple as bean water has inspired this much discourse. Listen for: ☕ Hot vs iced and the importance of LOTS of ice ☕ Espresso martinis, Irish coffee, and other boozy caffeine ☕ Protein coffee and canned coffee crimes ☕ Bean grinders, espresso machines, and coffee snob behavior ☕ Dirty chai vs dirty matcha and the perfect place to drink coffee Subscribe for more weekly chaos: New episodes every week. Wakey uppy. Follow along: TikTok, Reels, Shorts for all the bite-sized Demon Babie moments you love.