'Believe' at The Old Monkey

Here is a rendition of 'Believe' by The Kev, performed at The Old Monkey on September 20th, 2025 If you've been paying attention You'll know the world's going in a bad direction Boneheaded books about positive psychology Are just about the only growth industry Some say the world will be a better place If you just learn to smile more and look happy If you're like me This'll make you feel Not so much annoyed as violently stabby Still I believe I believe I believe They say that if you vibrate with the universe at the correct frequency Then every problem is an opportunity From breakups to bereavements to testicular cancer to losing all your money Coz you were fired from your job for your Nazi sympathies I believe Believe I believe They say that if you're more of a glass half full type You'll meet the love of your life Who believes all the same tripe Even though you're unemployed and hideously, monstrously ugly And you've recently joined the sex-offenders registry Believe Believe Believe All the flirts that you didn't quite score Will come back and give you one chance more Your dreams of romance will all come to pass Because thankfully you're an unimaginative ass The charlatans who claim to know all the answers Will get diagnosed with testicular cancer And it turns out that the actual cure Is to not spout optimistic bollocks anymore I believe I believe And that's why they won't publish a self-help book by me You can buy the track here https://thekev.bandcamp.com/track/bel... or look up 'Believe' (2024) by The Kev on the platform of your choice #toxicpositivity #selfhelp #thesecret #rhondabyrne #manchestermusic #musicalcomedy   / thekev84     / thekevmusic