Warsong Commander Nerf Song

But I'm not a rapper. Lyrics: Blame him You players know I'm going for the face You players know I'm going for the face face face You players know I'm going for the face, It's SMOrc, SMOrc He slams it on the board like 'whack!', Warsong, don't worry s'just a flashback And you don't have to do the math to get hit, get hit, with some high attack And it's not because it's combo-y, it's because it's lacking on interactivity It's about giving charge, balancing around that is pretty hard Dreadsteed It woulda been released, as a neutral card, but that was OP (OP) So now we're in retreat, back to a deck we once had, one that's cheap And yes, there's a new one, but that costs some dust, so it's outta the question So it's time to hit the face again - actually, you know what? Fuck it, I'm crafting that: bam, bam, Secret Paladin I can play what I wanna play, ain't nothing to it, Blizzard devs made me do it I don't care what you have to say, ain't nothing to it, Blizzard devs made me do it I can act like an orc, ain't nothing to it, Blizzard devs made me do it So if I go SMOrc, ain't nothing to it, Blizzard devs made me do it OP even in the Beta, charging Molten Giants, that was the meta So they nerfed her down, keeping the charge though and what goes around comes around So now we're back to that, nerfed again, but this time totally rekt Your charge minions get 1 attack? What the heck? Even this card's better than that! They didn't nerf her singly, they executed her entire family And Warrior in the arena? This doesn't help them cuz HIS NAME IS JOHN CENAAAAA Thanks to Nymn_HS and DJKarlTheDog for inspiring me with their work. Some credits: Crafting Mysterious Challenger: auron2011 on YouTube    • 20151003 Hearthstone crafting 2 Mysterious...   Old Molten Giant Warrior Combo: Dunsebility on YouTube    • Hearthstone: OTK Warrior (Molten Giant com...   And all that copyright yada yada: This is literally a remix, so it's fair use, Blizzard logo isn't mine but belongs to Blizzard Entertainment, etc.