CPAC, Closet Pervertives and Conservatives

Closet Pervertives and Conservatives, That’s the CPAC we all know. Led by dear Matt Schlapp who is in deep crap trying to get some junk to grow. Though he’s got a wife who’s curvy Matt is secretly quite pervy still he pushes family values cause that’s where the money is. Ain’t it curious, CPAC’s furious ‘bout LGBTQs. They maintain that they need to go away, That’s at least their stated views. On their holsters they cut notches meanwhile Matt is grabbing crotches. It’s bad actors acting badly that makes CPAC what it is. copyright 2023, Bruce W Nelson