BREAKING NEWS: NEW VIAGRA RESEARCH UNLOCKS HUMAN SUPERPOWERS

BREAKING NEWS: NEW VIAGRA RESEARCH UNLOCKS HUMAN SUPERPOWERS scientists originally searching for a new, side-effect-free Viagra, accidentally discovered the genetic key to unlock human superpowers. finding that a slight tweak in the formula not only enhanced performance but also activated extraordinary abilities in test subjects. However, the newfound powers came with bizarre side effects like an uncontrollable release of super pungent gas or smaller genitals because of the lack if volunteers, The researchers shifted their focus to animal trials. Now, new reports are emerging of animals who started drafting petitions demanding equal rights. Scientists are now facing an unexpected ethical dilemma: should these newly intelligent animals be granted the same rights as humans? Or are we witnessing the start of a bizarre new era of slavery