The International Sex Hero Is Coming To The Rescue by Colonel Mustard & The Dijon 5

I'm the International Sex Hero, the changing face of Rock n roll, I've been there and done it all, from Inverness to Donegal. Believe the hype, believe the rumours, strength of a bear, speed of a puma I dance all night like John Travolta, I make love like Casanova (Chorus) The International sex hero is coming to the rescue, The international sex hero is gonna save the day, he's gonna save the day! I'm the international sex hero, the changing face of rock n roll I've been on the scene, living the dream from Auchermuchty to Aberdeen Stay off crack and stay in school, these are my 2 simple rules I throw shapes all day like cassius clay and give sexual healing like Marvin Gaye The International sex hero is coming to the rescue, The international sex hero is gonna save the day, he's gonna save the whale! Doubters call me a weirdo, say I've got no libido that I've lost my mojo and I look like a sparrow, a cicus, sideshow schmoe, with no flow and no hoes, a big nose, that I'm a waco, homo, scarecrow, I look like a sumo Subo. they stoop so low, to all you doubters I say no! I'm a disco, crossbow Marlon Brando, my rhymes are my death blows to desperate pepole, clutching at straws and talking mubo, jumbo, I'll save all of your lifes like the littlest hobo, I am your pharoh and this is my plateau, my life is a porno, I 'm gungho in speedos , my rhymes are my ammo, my deathblows. I'm the lyrical jean claude van dam, gonna be myself cos that's who I am. I'm as serious as staved toe when I say international sex hero.