'I've Fallen in Love with a Mermaid' at The Old Monkey (September 20th, 2025)

'I've Fallen in Love with a Mermaid' by The Kev It seems I'm in love with a mermaid It all happened so fast I was wandering by the sea Unemployed and lonely She saw me, and was the first to make a pass I've fallen in love with a mermaid It must have been love at first sight She had clams for a bra And I thought "phwoar" I'll be ordering a fish supper tonight I swear I'm in love with a mermaid Though I can't introduce her to my friends Cause she lives in the sea But take it from me She's frisky and lads she's a ten I'm still in love with a mermaid Though our sex life is not quite the best Sometimes I wish Her lower half was not fish And those clams have slightly flattened her chest I rushed into a romance with a mermaid And now it's going terribly I've been sold a fantasy By the films of Disney And their somewhat fascist standards of beauty I'm being domestically abused by a mermaid Men can be victims too believe me She reported me For bestiality That's why I'm on the sex offenders registry Where most of the Disney princes should be Especially the one who kissed a girl in her sleep #disney #disneysong #manchestermusic #satire #musicalcomedy #comedysong