Nintendo Direct September 2025 - But It’s Just My Group Chat

What happens when you sync your group chat to a Nintendo Direct? Chaos. Pure chaos. This is every text my friend and I fired off during the Nintendo Direct (September 12, 2025) — from yelling about Hades 2 to questioning how many Warriors games Koei Tecmo can possibly make before their office literally becomes one. Highlights include: Chris-San being way too cool 70 bucks… 80 on the eShop Mommy Sothis making a surprise appearance Us realizing Samus has always been awesome Koei Tecmo working overtime (seriously, HOW MANY games?) If you’ve ever texted through a Direct with your friends, you know the vibe. Sit back and relive the announcements — but with all our unfiltered messages read out loud and synced up to the show.