Santorum Song by Sandy and Richard Riccardi
Putting the "Fun" in "Fundamentalist". Santorum Song Words by Sandy and Richard Riccardi (Hockey Mama For Obama) Parody of Police "Every Little Thing She Does" (U.S. Copyright Office FAIR USE) Though I've tried to tell Santorum Of the feelings I have for him in my heart It's not on my heart he fixates It's my uterus he dictates from afar Every little thing he says is tragic Everything he says just hits me wrong Pretty sure his mouth is hemorrhagic Now I know I have to sing this song Thinks that Global warming's silly We should teach the holes in science, not the facts Homosexuals don't bother 'im Just those nasty homosexual 'yucky acts' Every little thing he says is tragic Everything he says is just a joke Pretty sure his mouth is hemorrhagic Someone make it stop before I choke..... I resolved to call him up Just to hear him say If I'm raped the baby is A gift for my birthday He's a lover not a hater Let's attack China and Iran! No such thing as Palestinians Contraception should be banned!" Every little thing he says is tragic Everything he says just hits me wrong Pretty sure his mouth is hemorrhagic Now I know I have to sing this song Every little thing he says is tragic Everything he says is just a joke Pretty sure his mouth is hemorrhagic Someone make it stop before I choke..... "I don't want to make blah people's lives better by giving them whah people's money" "Obama didn't take down Bin Laden, the soldiers did" "The American Left hates Western Civilization" "Radical feminists claim that justice demands men and women be given equal opportunity to make it to the top in the workplace." "Abortion is why social security isn't working" "So, you are going to have in our curriculum spread throughout our curriculum worldview that is fundamentally different than what is taught in school today? Is that not a consequence of gay marriage?" Because they have voluntary euthanasia in the Netherlands but half of the people who are euthanized — ten percent of all deaths in the Netherlands — half of those people are enthanized involuntarily at hospitals because they are older and sick. And so elderly people in the Netherlands don't go to the hospital. They go to another country, because they are afraid, because of budget purposes, they will not come out of that hospital if they go in there with sickness." "Marriage is not about affirming somebody's love for somebody else. It's about uniting together to be open to children, to further civilization in our society." "[The] right to privacy...doesn't exist in my opinion in the United States Constitution." if the Supreme Court says that you have the right to consensual [gay] sex within your home, then you have the right to bigamy, you have the right to polygamy, you have the right to incest, you have the right to adultery." "There are people who were gay and lived the gay lifestyle and aren't anymore. I don't know if that's the similar situation or that's the case for anyone that's black. It's a behavioral issue as opposed to a color of the skin issue, and that's the difference for serving in the military." "What we should be teaching are the problems and holes and I think there are legitimate problems and holes in the theory of evolution. And what we need to do is to present those fairly from a scientific point of view. "I believe that any doctor that performs an abortion, I would advocate that any doctor that performs an abortion, should be criminally charged for doing so." "Under the Bush administration, welfare — I mean, poverty among African Americans and among single unmarried women, poverty was at the lowest rate ever in the history of this country. So Obama's policies are not working, Bush polices worked! For long a time as a matter of fact." "9/11 families and everybody else in America should be furious at this president that he's walking abound taking credit for, you know, getting Osama bin Laden. He didn't get Osama bin Laden! ... The president of the United States simply said — courageous act, give him credit for saying yes — but that's all he did, is say yes. He didn't do the hard work. The people he's going after did the hard work. And that is an outrage." "The idea that the Crusades and the fight of Christendom against Islam is somehow an aggression on our part is absolutely anti-historical." "I don't want to go to a trade war, I want to beat China. I want to go to war with China and make America the most attractive place in the world to do business."
