Comedy for ELT - Two Recipes

This one is only for true aficionados of haute cuisine... Daphne Whitethigh offers us two of her classic recipes! Granted, the ingredients may not be so easy to get hold of these days but every cook worth his salt should be able to prepare 'Rhino in the Oven'... As for dessert, what could be better than 'Coup Yak'?!? Level: C1 -- C2 Topic: Food Taken from the BBC radio series 'Round the Horne' [NB: I do not own the copyright to this audio file. I have uploaded it here for educational purposes].