Fred Allen top Quotes, best quotes from Fred Allen

Best Quotes is a Youtube Channel of Top Quotes of thinkers, Writers, Authors, Celebrities, Actors, Revolutionaries, Politicians, Philosophers and other personalities, from past hundreds of years. This channel is created to give the users, Inspiring quotes from all genres like motivational, religious, courage, happiness, spirituality and many more of them. We have quotes from personalities from all over the world. Following are the few quotes from Fred Allen, in this video 1) Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. 2) The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. 3) California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange. 4) We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion. 5) I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. 6) I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. 7) My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. 8) An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match. 9) All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it. 10) I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there. many more...