"The George Santos Resume-Inventing Workshops" are only $99

Mangy Fetlocks knows there is no depth to which Republicans will not stoop in order to make a buck or increase their level of influence. When their bar for ethical behavior is merely "What I did was not technically illegal", you can't expect much from them in the way of behaving honorably. Newly-elected NY Representative George Santos, emulating the great Donald Trump, realized that you can lie like crazy about your achievements and education and still be welcomed into the Republican family. No doubt, he will soon offer $99 courses at "Santos University" on how to create your own fictional personal resume of outstanding achievement. Mangy hammered together a little song on the topic. Lyrics below: Just got back from “The George Santos Resume-Inventing Workshop” where I learned a little padding of your resume is fine. The techniques taught at George Santos’ resume-inventing workshop mean that now the talents others have are mine. While I used to say I passed the course at Barney’s School of Driving I now say I attended Harvard Med. So much simpler than spending years studying and striving since most believe whatever you have said. Just got back from “The George Santos Resume-Inventing Workshop” where I learned a little padding of your resume is fine. The techniques taught at George Santos’ resume-inventing workshop mean that now the talents others have are mine. For a time, I told employers I cleaned toilets at McDonalds which I stated, simply because it was so. But I realize now, it sounds considerably better saying they hired me to be their CEO. Just got back from “The George Santos Resume-Inventing Workshop” where I learned a little padding of your resume is fine. The techniques taught at George Santos’ resume-inventing workshop mean that now the talents others have are mine. copyright 2022, Bruce W Nelson